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This Movie Sucks

from Meat The Thornes by The Thornes

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This Movie Sucks

Thrill seeking college kids looking like the cast of Friends with minutes winding down
Mutated canibal, hillbilly inbreds slice and dice and drown
Tonight someone is gonna eat themselves a bloody pie
Tonight that snobby blonde that you love to hate is gonna go bye bye

That's right man
This movie sucks!
A nipplopolis of blood and guts
I can't get enough!

And if you're leaving with your high-hat on
take your art films out the door
Why don't lighten up about the cutting edge
cause you just can't take the gore?

Three headed manticore banging on the bedroom door
Delivery from Hell
Eight legged succubus hanging on a web of guts and living in the well
There's a new abomination every night lurking in the dark
It's a B movie double feature on tonight so look out for the demon shark!

So if you're sick and tired of reality
and your friends are such a bore
Why don't you turn it off and come on over here
where they writhe upon the floor?

Writhe!
Writhe!
You know they're writhing in the gore
Writhe!
Writhe!
They'll keeping you coming back for more

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from Meat The Thornes, released June 29, 2013
Words and music by The Thornes
Blood curdling screams - Deanna Phelps
Recorded, Mixed and Mastered by Justin Phelps
Recorded at Cloud City Sound in Portland, Oregon
additional recording by Brandon Eggleston and Tommy Barth

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The Thornes Portland, Oregon

The Thornes are a Portland based hardcore band formed in 2009 from members of Bast, Dutch Savage, Poison Idea and Slough Feg. Influences include Judas Priest, Sex Pistols, Thin Lizzy, Black Flag, Charles Bukowski and New Castle Brown Ale. "Demolition" EP released in 2010, "Meat The Thornes" LP released in 2013. Also featured on the Volume Bomb Records compilation "Blown Fuses and Bloody Ears". ... more

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